Could someone translate this to spanish?

I see much things in my cristal ball. I will drive down Hollywood blvd. and I will be running away from the cops. Then, I will go to jail. Soon, I will get out of jail. I will go home and I will cry to my mom. My brother will eat some pasta. I will go to college and I will receive my doctrine license. Then, I will become a lawyer for OJ Simpson when he will go the jail again. I will live in Iraq. I will have much money. When I retire, I will retire at the age of 39. I will die in the streets.